Dec 5, 2016

85: Who’s Your Daddy?

Justin Trudeau mourns the death of his mom's dear 'friend' Fidel Castro, drawing mockery from all around the world, including Ivan and Pyra. Later, Ivan channels Byron to come up with a theme song for This Week in History—wherein John Lennon gets shot!—and sings the praises of Paul McCartney.

Ivan and Pyra also riff on news stories about using Nickelback to punish drunk drivers, an infidel monkey, Trump voodoo dolls, Reddit's CEO stealth-editing users' posts, vegan-unfriendly money, the Ohio State University attack, and a snowflake who got offended by a pamphlet she didn't even read.

Plus: Axl Rose saves Pyra hundreds of dollars and not on car insurance.

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Nov 28, 2016

84: Canadian Values: Roll Up the Rim to Enter

Lefties think Kellie Leitch is Canada's Hitler for wanting to protect "Canadian Values" so Ivan and Pyra give a handy-dandy cheat sheet about fitting in in Canada. They also discuss a proposed Sharia subdivision in Montreal, a plan for sharing Canada's excess grizzly bears with California, and Lena Dunham talking to rocks in Arizona.

Plus: news stories about how to bait a police trap with donuts, bullying robot cars, and selfie-taking morons destroying priceless statues.

This week's Snowflake(s) of the Week: holding a campus shit-in for trans-inclusivity.

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Nov 21, 2016

83: LA Times vs. “Fake News”

The LA Times'  starts a butthurt smear campaign against "fake news" (ie their competition that discusses stories they don't like), while the New York Times apologizes for their campaign lies, sorta , and Justin Trudeau has a playdate with George Soros.

Ivan and Pyra also discuss whiny teachers in San Francisco, acidic Yellowstone hot springs, the greatest comedy show on TV right now, divers who get scooped up from lakes and dropped on forest fires, and yet another suicidal Clinton investigator before delving into important history like Reagan & Gorbachev's massive love-in, the Nuremberg trials, and the Kennedy assassination.

Plus: Syrian sex vacations, Ivan's favorite Facebook groups, and Pete Townsend's kiddie "research."

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Nov 14, 2016

82: All Hail Caesar

Ivan and Pyra laugh hysterically at the suffering of the snowflake brats who are traumatized by not getting their way on Election Day, then discuss the fall out and temper tantrums/"protests", Canadian border patrol, and celebrities not keeping their promises.

Plus: a blowjob cafe in Geneva might have to resort to robots, Turin's new mayor schemes to make Turin Italy's first vegetarian city, GrubHub's CEO will not tolerate intolerance (or Trump voters), Aussie football fans need to behave themselves in Thailand this month, a very historic This Week in History, and our new sponsor helps leftists get higher than their high horse.

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Nov 7, 2016

81: Vote Hillary, Hail Satan

Byron's still away and Leroy went home to get his vote on, so Pyra pipes up and joins Ivan for a discussion of the latest American reality TV gossip, wherein Clinton's campaign manager gets into some soul food, er, spirit cooking. They also chat about Hillary's ties to Jeff Epstein's Lolita Express, Anthony Weiner's "Life Insurance," the DNC hiring mentally ill people to instigate violence at Trump rallies, plus news stories about Santa Putin's gift to Steven Seagal, a secret Santa's gift to an Ohio DNC office, and last ditch efforts to overrule the Brexit vote in the UK.

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Oct 31, 2016

80: Hallowe’en with Leroy Leroux

Leroy Leroux is back for a very special Hallowe'en episode of The Dry Shave Show! Ivan and Leroy discuss what treats Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Obama are handing out this year as well as skanky costumes, Trump's plan to make the Milky Way great again, aliens with low self-esteem, Houdini's death, stupid philosopher deaths, and whether or not Byron's joining ISIS as we speak.

Ivan also explains Guy Fawkes Night to Leroy before the gang get into news stories about tampons in the men's rooms at Brown University, SJWs shut down a Hallowe'en event at Knotts Berry Farm, and a New York pharmacy charging a man tax for "equality."

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Oct 24, 2016

Ep79: Trudeau’s First Birthday

Byron's disappeared again, so Leroy Leroux steps in to discuss Justin Trudeau's dubious accomplishments in his first year in power with Ivan. They also chat about the best use for Chatelaine Magazine, a London cop daring to get uppity with foreigners, a high school boy who wants to be Homecoming Queen, female chess players boycotting next year's chess championships in Iran, "Orange Juice Simpson," Nazi rockets, and "Earth herpes."

PS: Don't  be astrophobic, folks.

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Oct 17, 2016

Ep78: Grabbing Democracy by the Pussy

Byron and Ivan recap the second US Presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, plus news stories about an Egyptian politician who wants to give virginity tests to girls going to university, an embarrassed teen who sued her dad for posting childhood pictures on Facebook, and Twitter shutting down Saudi feminists.

Plus: where the rebels are nowadays, 4chan, George Soros, and Ivan's old schoolmate Jimmy Carter. 

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Oct 10, 2016

Ep77: Lochte Steals Kim’s Gold

Byron thinks the big story this week is Kim Kardashian's jewel heist, but Ivan insists on ranting about politics and stuff again. The guys riff on the lack of media interest in the latest from Wikileaks, Trump's taxes, and the first Clinton-Trump debate complete with Hillary's wire device before moving on to news stories about 4chan's war on Google, a Royal Canadian Mint employee keistering himself a pay raise, an Iraqi housewife's unique way of dealing with ISIS scum, and William and Kate visiting the best Vancouver has to offer. 

Plus: Byron gets sworn at and flashed by a cartwheeling drag queen.

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Oct 3, 2016

Ep76: BrexPitt

Finally, a news story Byron cares about! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced, but Ivan won't let that steal the spotlight from Angela Merkel's election defeats, the Labour Party's downward spiral, and news stories about whether or not schools should teach girls how to masturbate, how to stop stigmatizing the mentally ill by not calling jihadis crazy, researchers under siege by polar bears, the Soldiers of Odin in Vancouver, and one of Hillary's minions whose days might be numbered.

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