Sep 26, 2016

Ep75: Gila Monster Endorses Komodo Dragon

George Bush Sr. endorses fellow Deep State candidate Hillary Clinton, Eddie Izzard loves the E.U., and Hillary blames Donald Trump for Islamic terrorism attacks in NYC and Minnesota. 

Meanwhile, Byron's phone goes off on air, and Ivan and Byron mock champagne socialists crying about their tax burdens and ponder implementing socialist sex, plus chat about news stories on CNN's Sally Kohn gloating at the suppression of free speech on campus, the dismal ratings for the Emmys, and a "refugee" in Europe who came to Austria for the chicks.

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Sep 19, 2016

Ep74: Back Door Barry O.!

The Chinese make Obama get off at the back of the plane while Ivan and Byron try to remember the Chinese president's name and discuss Ivan's complaints about and plans for the CBC, the "Kraft Singles of newspapers," Byron's seal-inspired roleplaying, dodgy male feminists, and the great fire of London.

They also ponder who pays for porn anymore plus news stories about AirBnB hidden camera sex tapes, a Lego leg, and regulating cow farts in California.

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Sep 12, 2016

Ep73: Appetite für Destruction

Ivan and Byron gloat about Angela Merkel getting her ass handed to her by the AfD, Hillary Clinton opening a pickle jar to show she's got no health issues, getting your kink on in the Weimar republic debauchery, the official sponsors of ISIS, Mother Theresa getting sainted, and Ivan's new handle.

Then, some  news stories about exploding tablets, a model turned potential jihadi bride, and misgendering councilmen, er, women in Bolton. Plus: left wingers can't get no satisfaction but right wingers can.

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Sep 5, 2016

Ep72: The Wizard of Soz

Ivan and Byron think it's about time Hollywood made a rerun of the Wizard of Oz and give their casting suggestions, starring George Soros. They also talk about the DC leaks about Soros' Open Society Foundation's nefarious deeds, Byron's new London-friendly comedy act, and This Week in History leads to #NotAllReptiles.

Also: Hillary Clinton hates Breitbart News, Thailand jails Facebook meme-makers, Egyptian TV suspends fat female news personalities, and Alice Cooper wants your vote to put Lemmy on Mount Rushmore.

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Aug 29, 2016

Ep71: Hillary’s Greatest Hits

Fresh from relaxing on a beach in North Wales, Ivan's back to gloat about a post-Brexit Britain collecting all the gold Rio can offer (that the EU tried to claim as their own). Then he and Byron discuss Canada's religious reverence for "The Fatally Flawed," Vancouver  girls vs. Liverpool girls, Justin Trudeau speaking for the Pokemon Go generation, worshipping Satan at Dude Chilling Park, Hillary Clinton's health issues and all those bizarrely convenient deaths of people who piss her off.

Plus: news stories about open dildo carry in Texas, a rape accusation plagiarized from 50 Shades of Grey, and beavers use a leg to decorate their damn in Wisconsin, and a history lesson on spit-roasting Poland.

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Aug 14, 2016

Ep70: Zika Wins Gold

Ivan's run off to merry old England, so Byron's fellow street performer Sean Kaata Dwen sits in for an ISIS-free discussion of the Rio Olympics, basketball, sex tourism, Richard Nixon, fried chicken, breastfeeding, and brown privilege.

They also chat about news stories about a man with two obituaries, being sexually assaulted by plastic toys, and San Francisco nudists.

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Jul 25, 2016

EP67: Trudeau’s Gay Shariah

Byron's away, so Leroy Leroux joins Pyra and Ivan for this discussion of Justin Trudeau's attempts to turn Canada into Sweden playing both ends to the middle between the gay community and the Islamic community, plus news stories about reducing the age of consent for anal sex, Ruth Bader Ginsberg's threats to retire if Trump wins, and the EU ruling that drinking water doesn't prevent dehydration.

Also: Leroy's predictions for Vancouver's Pride Parade, Kinsey's connections to pedophile "researchers," and Ivan gets hot and bothered over "nasty mums."

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Jul 18, 2016

Ep66: #AllCrooksMatter

Byron and Ivan riff on Hillary Clinton somehow managing to not get indicted, Bernie Sanders selling out, and Trudeau's New Canada before Byron nips out for a "massage" mid-show, leaving our American pal Leroy Leroux to take his place discussing news stories about Pride, why it's better to watch baseball than train for it, wristbands that stop rape, and a Saudi Arabian dog beauty contest.

Plus: Byron returns for This Week in History (complete with just a slight bit of misunderstanding about Boris Yeltsin) and the Tao of Trump.

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Jul 11, 2016

Ep65: Sexiest Brit Alive: Nigel Farage

Ivan and Byron (the "free market cock capitalist") discuss Nigel Farage's Brexit triumphs and dissatisfaction with traditional parties in both the UK and the USA before getting into news stories about rapey UN peacekeepers and a curious bench press fatality who just happened to have connections to the Clintons and the DNC. 

The gang also discuss whether Pepé Le Pew's cartoon affections for the cat are interspecies rape culture or just bestiality, an otter tag team incident, Vancouver's mayor, Ivan's art projects, and Samantha Bee is an "acrid little bitch."

Plus: the day Pyra's vagina stopped loving Izzy Stradlin, and the Progressive Logic of Pooh.

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Jul 4, 2016

Ep64: Abused Britain Stabs Her Pimp

Ivan gloats about Brexit and rants about the media fallout while Byron complains about soccer losses at the Euros.

The gang also discuss news stories about a Russian robot hellbent on escaping from the lab, transsexuals serving openly in the US military, American women have to register for the draft, and an alligator at Walt Disney World.

Plus: ISIS "I Saw You" personal ads and This Week in History: the start of WW1 and Stonewall.

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