Mar 20, 2017

99: Kevin O’Leary: Paddy Plant

Kevin O'Leary is running for leadership of the Conservative Party but he's not fooling Ivan, who much prefers the "4chan/alt-right" Kellie Leitch and her "Prairie Lesbian" hair. Meanwhile, Byron argues free speech with some female comic who thinks right wingers should be stopped, and confuses Trudeau's proposed blasphemy law C103 with C3PO.

The guys then get into vandals wrecking the greens on a Trump golf course, feminists fighting to remove cars from Sweden, Tiger Woods, Shia La Beouf,  lunatic fans, and the time when Elvis joined the army & Nevada legalized gambling.

Plus: Byron rants about Lambourghinis while Ivan waxes poetic about "nasty mums."

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
DSS99.jpg 
00:0000:00

Mar 6, 2017

98: Ice Cream Führer

This week the guys discuss Byron's alcohol-fuelled "research" at Trump Tower's cocktail lounge while Rosie O'Donnell wants to snack with Soros and Democrats throw a white-clad tantrum against Trump. Ivan and Byron also riff on Amy Schumer as Let Herself Go Barbie, Tucker Carlson's secret identity as Ken, progressive ice cream flavours, Steve Bannon the creepy step-dad, Wikipedia wars over Garfield's gender, Byron's new toothpaste, and angry/delusional French-Canadian hippies.

Plus: Joseph Stalin would have made a terrible priest yet it's too bad he didn't go that way, the Oscars were a gong show as usual, and jizz is the elixir of life.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
DSS98fixed.jpg
 
00:0000:00

Feb 27, 2017

97: Disneyland Death Squad

North Korea's Dear Leader Lil' Kim is up to no good yet again, killing his half-brother for having once gone to Disneyland while Ivan and Byron discuss the most nervous hairdresser on earth, cheap laughs for delusional comedians, Shariah porn, replacing bureaucrats with robots, Byron's collection of sexy bear pin-up posters, and a college punishing a student who filmed and posted a deranged prof's election rant.

Plus: Playboy's bringing back the naked chicks, 2017 is killing off B-list semi-celebrities, Russians hack CNN's font size, and Hillary Clinton's vaginal venom.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 DSS97fixed.jpg
 
00:0000:00

Feb 20, 2017

96: T’n'T Supermarket

Trump and "Joe" Trudeau have their big important meeting wherein the CBC thought Trudeau won somehow while Trump gets to thinking that maybe the northern border doesn't need a fence but certainly a nice hedge is in order.

Meanwhile, Ivan and Byron muse about raging jealous Quebecois wives, Byron's American accents, Tucker Carlson vs. Bill O'Reilly, Milo Yiannopoulos visit to Bill Maher's show, and "clapping fucking seal" hacks in comedy clubs.

Then Ivan has a brilliant idea to solve both the lethal injection drug shortage in the USA and the fentanyl crisis and the guys discuss both Nixon's trip to China and Ivan's trip to the equally communist Seattle.

PS: Byron's sex life is sponsored by CT Fletcher, motherfuckers.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
DSS96.jpg
 
Get Linked:

 

00:0000:00

Feb 13, 2017

95: Mosque-place Violence

Byron's returned from getting milked in England and it turns out he's doing Britain's Got Talent but refuses to tell us anything about it. Instead, the guys talk about the media finally getting the hate crime against Muslims that they've been longing for, albeit with a whole lot of pesky inconsistencies in the story and timing which is awfully convenient for Trudeau's new anti-free speech/blasphemy law. They also riff on people losing their minds over Trump's 90 travel delay for a handful of countries picked by the Obama administration, insane French Canadians, the delusions and poisonous output of the CBC, and Ivan's close encounter with Justin Trudeau.

Plus: news stories about tubby leftists who want to moon Trump Tower, getting the cops involved with price disputes with your weed dealer, a would-be female serial killer, and how Joseph McCartney was right about Commies.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
 
DSS95.jpg
00:0000:00

Feb 6, 2017

94: Two Minutes to Meltdown

Byron is still out getting "milk", so Ivan and Pyra discuss partisan "scientists" claiming that Trump has brought us 30 seconds closer to nuclear war with Russia (despite Trump's wanting to make peace with the Russians) and how the media propaganda machine laps that crap up (when they're not busy agitating for CBC-style government handouts). Later, Ivan and Pyra gush about Tucker Carlson schooling some idiot from Buzzfeed, and mock how Shia LaBeouf and James Franco are still attention whore-ing over the election.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
  DSS94.jpg
 
Get Linked:
00:0000:00

Jan 30, 2017

93: Hate Trump Love Islam

Byron's gone to get some milk in London, so it's just Ivan and Pyra this week, talking about Trump's inauguration (wherein he dared to say "Islamic terror" and implies it's a bad thing) and all the whiny brats who "just. can't. even. OMG…" about it (ie, the Women's March and other asinine protests sponsored by Soros and CAIR spokeswomen). They also riff on Bill Maher vs. Jenna Jameson, Madonna losing what little bit was left of her mind, Trayvon ISIS, liberal preppers, a whole lot of lost marbles on Interstate 465, racist microscopes on campus, and Ivan's latest right wing business idea.

Plus: Ivan pisses off his neighbour's friend and Pyra's Amazon recommendations list has Evil George Soros cooties.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
 
 DSS93fixed.jpg
 

 

00:0000:00

Jan 23, 2017

92: All Oil, No Pipe

Byron and Ivan riff on Justin Trudeau, oil pipelines, Quebec, and equalization payments before drilling into news stories about a Dutch woman denied Swiss citizenship for being a pain in the ass, Sault Ste. Marie wanting its citizens to register as certified non-racists, and Obama sealing many of his presidential records for 12 years.

Plus: the first Winter Olympics, students who want to "decolonize" their philosophy courses, Hutu Hate Radio, and Ivan's fantasy execution of the week.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
 
DSS92.jpg  
Get Linked:
00:0000:00

Jan 16, 2017

91: Trump Watersports CNN

Byron diagnoses Ivan as a "full-blown Stage 4 conservative" as the guys chat about the upcoming tremendous Trump inauguration and 4chan's Pissgate prank turned CIA dossier and Buzzfeed fake news smear. They also discuss how George Soros is feeling the wrath of an angry God - or maybe just an angry Mammon - and the US Environmental Protection Agency seems awfully concerned with where their staff members want to stick their dicks on the weekends, "Russian gangster decor" and who's responsible for the tacky decor at Trump Tower, Prohibition, and the end of the Iran hostage crisis.

Plus: Rosie O'Donnell wants martial law to stop Trump due to imaginary charges he's not under, and Ivan launches a new weekly segment called "Fantasy Execution."

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
 
DSS91.jpg
 
00:0000:00

Jan 9, 2017

90: Resolutions Falling Off The Treadmill

In this week's discussion of New Year's resolutions, Byron resolves to be more liberal in 2017 (and to use more glossy magazines as toilet paper) while Ivan feels resolutions are for leftists. They then get into what Putin, Obama, Melania Trump, and the Trudeaus vow to do differently this year before riffing on news stories about Californian prostitution, a very Canadian tale of suckerpunching a cougar in a Timmy's parking lot, and suing to find the origin of a bag of dicks.

Plus: Byron's never been to a Canadian Tire, Axl Rose is retarded, the Knights Templar, and Lena Dunham's ancestors fool Columbus.

Visit The Dry Shave Show’s Facebook page, share and like.

 
 
DSS90.jpg
 
00:0000:00

- Older Posts »