Sep 24, 2017

125: Justin & Sophie Trudeau Special

Byron & Ivan discuss Sophie & Justin's private arrangement; Sophie masturbating to doom porn; the childless society & immigration; Trump's loser terrorists & Bush's War on Terror. 


Sep 18, 2017

124: Kim’s Missiles Target Berkeley

This week Ivan & Byron discuss free speech at Berkeley; Ben Shapiro; Antifa; Lil Kim; Hugh Grant; Liz Hurley; fascist cock; Poland & Hillary's book tour of blame.


Sep 10, 2017

123: Hurricane Harvey Milk

This week Byron & Ivan discuss Hurricane Harvey; Harvey Milk; Melania’s shoes, Gay Iranians protesting Sharia & the condascending racism of liberals; nazi aliens; Dana Loesch; Ann Coulter & Mother Teresa of Calcutta.


Sep 4, 2017

122: Bannon Pulls on Fuck Mask

This week Ivan & Byron discuss the departure from the White House of Steve Bannon & Sebastien Gorka; Sophie Trudeau; Byron's dreams decoded; ESPN; Emannuel Marcron & Princess Diana


Aug 27, 2017

121: This Episode Is Fake

Byron & Ivan discuss faking it; Justin Trudeau; Tucker Carlson; Transgender grooming; Venezuela; Frida Kahlo; Diego Rivera & Leon Trotsky. 


Aug 20, 2017

120: The Dukes of Hazard Declare War on Antifa

Ivan & Byron discuss Charlottesville; the Dukes of Hazard; General Lee's Kung Po Chicken; Antifa & Black Lives Matter; Guam; Cultural Appropriation & the East Coast Power Blackout.


Aug 14, 2017

119: Lil Kim Draws First (prelude to a barbeque)

Ivan & Byron discuss Lil Kim's nuclear face off with Thump; the madness of worshipping summer; progressive media outlets in financial turmoil; assimilation Vs multi-culturalism; the Nixon resignation & yet more Bruno Mars.      


Jul 31, 2017

118: No Trannies on USS Trump

Ivan & Byron discuss Trump's ban on trannies in the military; ISIS fleeing Mosul dressed as women; the appointment of new Whitehouse Press Secretary, Anthony Scaramucci; Trudeau making the front cover of Rolling Stone... & Dunkirk.


Jul 26, 2017

117: ISIS Loses CIA Spending Money

Byron & Ivan discuss the Trump administration turning off the CIA cash tap for ISIS, left running by the Obama administration. Also, Trudeau's $10.5 million gift to Omar Khadr; glitter bombs for pussies & how Roger Stone helped Nixon & Kubrick fake the moon landings. Plus Byron's legenadary task management skills on display.


Jul 17, 2017

116: Social Media Gives You Cancer

Facebook (and social media in general) rots your brain, but Byron's addicted to the attention while Ivan couldn't care less since no one dares like his posts anyway. We also discuss living your life through your iPhone, concern trolling, Islamophobic Pokemon parody stickers, celebrity political opinions, a mysterious jump in sex assaults at Swedish music festivals, and how much God (or was that the Deep State?) hates the Kennedys.


Then Ivan tells the tale of the pimp with the tiny penis and poor Byron has to endure yet another news discussion about ISIS crap and Ivan being right. Again.


Plus: We bid farewell to our producer/newsgirl Pyra Draculea, who caught the "Island AIDS" as her imaginary iguana friend Zamo the Destroyer puts it, and thus she is running away to live in terror of being murdered by mountain lions and such in the wilds of Vancouver Island.


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