May 29, 2017

109: Fake Comedy

Ivan and Byron are joined this week by Vancouver stand-up and founder of the Comedy Shocker Mark Hughes to discuss the craft of comedy and what is or is not funny and acceptable to joke about.

 

They also chat about victim worship and other societal horrors such as prison rape and slam poetry before getting into news stories about Nazi pugs, a hate crime in which paparazzi ask to see Bruce Jenner's dick, and fake comedy like Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, and other "globo-cuck" comedians  who are really in the business of propaganda.

 

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May 22, 2017

108: CNN Not Over Russia

Ivan and Byron laugh about how CNN obsesses over Russia like a scorned lover who totally swears she's over her ex—despite constantly talking about him; ignorance in state schools, Bill Nye's ice cream propaganda, and news stories about banning Mothers' & Fathers' Day school crafts in elementary schools and applause during speeches on college campuses, both in the name of inclusivity.

 

Also, people who reveal truth are the enemy, Antifa are the new Khmer Rouge but with worse hygiene, the pedo sex Wreck beach Nazi, and "whole lotta pedo goin' on" in Jerry Lee Lewis's marriage and "the religion of special needs."

 

PS: Some day scientists will find JFK's brain and be able to find out what Marilyn Monroe's hoo-ha felt like.

 

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May 15, 2017

107: ‘Allo, Allah!

When it comes to jihad, France just can't get enough and chooses suicide by Emmanuel Macron's globalist, pro-EU, and open-borders policies (plus his "Satan's Cornflake" wife) while Byron gets nostalgic for the electric chair and the good old days when perverts weren't lazy and Ivan muses about how good reggae must be dripping with either the Old Testament or big bouncing asses. The guys also discuss the local BC provincial elections—in which Ivan's kid endorses Tucker Carlson—before getting into news about shooting down drones in Kentucky and immunity for drivers who run over protesters.

 

Plus: social justice aliens, how to tell if something's Communist, "Fake Tits America", and how the relationship between the Deep State and Islamic terrorists blossomed in the Soviet-Afghanistan war of the 1980s.

 

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May 8, 2017

106: Sub-Prime Puthay

Ivan and Byron discuss the impending Canadian real estate crash, and Byron's looking forward to finally being able to afford that dumpster home he's had his eye on once Vancouver's insane real estate bubble bursts. Meanwhile, Ivan gloats about being both recession- and earthquake-proof before the guys get into discussing the Saudis fighting Yemeni childhood obesity, ISIS-front real estate in Syria, right-wing ice cream, Hillary kissing KKK senator Robert Byrd, Pakistan being the porn search capital of the world, and how Trump vs. Lil' Kim Jong Un is like the Mob taking on the local autistic kid.

 

Also: Axl Rose looks like an angry lesbian, KISS and Scooby Doo are the gateway drug to glam rock and ozone-depleting hairspray, the profound poetry of Mötley Crüe, weaponized wild boars, the "skinny white hoods" of the new inclusive KKK in the Pacific Northwest, conspiracy theories about John Lennon faking his own death, and Keith Richards is an immortal avatar of a Hindu god, sustained by goats' blood transfusions while Bob Marley proved to be not nearly as resilient.

 

PS: "Goat, machine gun, lady with one leg, porn."

 

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