Feb 27, 2017

97: Disneyland Death Squad

North Korea's Dear Leader Lil' Kim is up to no good yet again, killing his half-brother for having once gone to Disneyland while Ivan and Byron discuss the most nervous hairdresser on earth, cheap laughs for delusional comedians, Shariah porn, replacing bureaucrats with robots, Byron's collection of sexy bear pin-up posters, and a college punishing a student who filmed and posted a deranged prof's election rant.

Plus: Playboy's bringing back the naked chicks, 2017 is killing off B-list semi-celebrities, Russians hack CNN's font size, and Hillary Clinton's vaginal venom.

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Feb 20, 2017

96: T’n'T Supermarket

Trump and "Joe" Trudeau have their big important meeting wherein the CBC thought Trudeau won somehow while Trump gets to thinking that maybe the northern border doesn't need a fence but certainly a nice hedge is in order.

Meanwhile, Ivan and Byron muse about raging jealous Quebecois wives, Byron's American accents, Tucker Carlson vs. Bill O'Reilly, Milo Yiannopoulos visit to Bill Maher's show, and "clapping fucking seal" hacks in comedy clubs.

Then Ivan has a brilliant idea to solve both the lethal injection drug shortage in the USA and the fentanyl crisis and the guys discuss both Nixon's trip to China and Ivan's trip to the equally communist Seattle.

PS: Byron's sex life is sponsored by CT Fletcher, motherfuckers.

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Feb 13, 2017

95: Mosque-place Violence

Byron's returned from getting milked in England and it turns out he's doing Britain's Got Talent but refuses to tell us anything about it. Instead, the guys talk about the media finally getting the hate crime against Muslims that they've been longing for, albeit with a whole lot of pesky inconsistencies in the story and timing which is awfully convenient for Trudeau's new anti-free speech/blasphemy law. They also riff on people losing their minds over Trump's 90 travel delay for a handful of countries picked by the Obama administration, insane French Canadians, the delusions and poisonous output of the CBC, and Ivan's close encounter with Justin Trudeau.

Plus: news stories about tubby leftists who want to moon Trump Tower, getting the cops involved with price disputes with your weed dealer, a would-be female serial killer, and how Joseph McCartney was right about Commies.

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Feb 6, 2017

94: Two Minutes to Meltdown

Byron is still out getting "milk", so Ivan and Pyra discuss partisan "scientists" claiming that Trump has brought us 30 seconds closer to nuclear war with Russia (despite Trump's wanting to make peace with the Russians) and how the media propaganda machine laps that crap up (when they're not busy agitating for CBC-style government handouts). Later, Ivan and Pyra gush about Tucker Carlson schooling some idiot from Buzzfeed, and mock how Shia LaBeouf and James Franco are still attention whore-ing over the election.

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