Jan 30, 2017

93: Hate Trump Love Islam

Byron's gone to get some milk in London, so it's just Ivan and Pyra this week, talking about Trump's inauguration (wherein he dared to say "Islamic terror" and implies it's a bad thing) and all the whiny brats who "just. can't. even. OMG…" about it (ie, the Women's March and other asinine protests sponsored by Soros and CAIR spokeswomen). They also riff on Bill Maher vs. Jenna Jameson, Madonna losing what little bit was left of her mind, Trayvon ISIS, liberal preppers, a whole lot of lost marbles on Interstate 465, racist microscopes on campus, and Ivan's latest right wing business idea.

Plus: Ivan pisses off his neighbour's friend and Pyra's Amazon recommendations list has Evil George Soros cooties.

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Jan 23, 2017

92: All Oil, No Pipe

Byron and Ivan riff on Justin Trudeau, oil pipelines, Quebec, and equalization payments before drilling into news stories about a Dutch woman denied Swiss citizenship for being a pain in the ass, Sault Ste. Marie wanting its citizens to register as certified non-racists, and Obama sealing many of his presidential records for 12 years.

Plus: the first Winter Olympics, students who want to "decolonize" their philosophy courses, Hutu Hate Radio, and Ivan's fantasy execution of the week.

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Jan 16, 2017

91: Trump Watersports CNN

Byron diagnoses Ivan as a "full-blown Stage 4 conservative" as the guys chat about the upcoming tremendous Trump inauguration and 4chan's Pissgate prank turned CIA dossier and Buzzfeed fake news smear. They also discuss how George Soros is feeling the wrath of an angry God - or maybe just an angry Mammon - and the US Environmental Protection Agency seems awfully concerned with where their staff members want to stick their dicks on the weekends, "Russian gangster decor" and who's responsible for the tacky decor at Trump Tower, Prohibition, and the end of the Iran hostage crisis.

Plus: Rosie O'Donnell wants martial law to stop Trump due to imaginary charges he's not under, and Ivan launches a new weekly segment called "Fantasy Execution."

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Jan 9, 2017

90: Resolutions Falling Off The Treadmill

In this week's discussion of New Year's resolutions, Byron resolves to be more liberal in 2017 (and to use more glossy magazines as toilet paper) while Ivan feels resolutions are for leftists. They then get into what Putin, Obama, Melania Trump, and the Trudeaus vow to do differently this year before riffing on news stories about Californian prostitution, a very Canadian tale of suckerpunching a cougar in a Timmy's parking lot, and suing to find the origin of a bag of dicks.

Plus: Byron's never been to a Canadian Tire, Axl Rose is retarded, the Knights Templar, and Lena Dunham's ancestors fool Columbus.

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Jan 2, 2017

89: Russia Behind Celebrity Death Wave

Celebrities keep dying and Ivan lets it slip who's really behind it all (2016's favorite villainous duo: Putin and the alt-right) before getting a little too interested in Byron's tasselly nipples and unique ability to disappoint girlfriends. After that, the guys talk about 2016's biggest stories such as Obama's scorched earth tantrums, the Chicago murder rate, the war on white privilege, and the slippery slope from supporting Bernie to defending pedophiles.

Plus: voodoo dolls, the reconquista of Spain, the impeachment of Bill Clinton, and some "sub-prime fake news" about standing up for German schnitzel, banning adults from lurking around kiddie playgrounds, wearing goat horns in your driver's license photo, and the best-loved boobs in Brazil, Cameroon, Namibia, and the Czech Republic.

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