Dec 25, 2016

88: Happy Christmas, War Is Over!

On this very merry Christmas episode, Ivan and Byron discuss their Christmas plans and wishes and go another round on why Paul McCartney was so much better than John Lennon. They also talk about Ivan's Trump inauguration preditions and British Muslims being offended by Remembrance Day before Ivan ditches early to go get his kids (or someone's kids, hopefully not for anything pizza-related) and Byron leaves early for a merry happy ending massage, leaving Pyra to wrap the show up on her own until Leroy Leroux swoops in to try to finally hunt Byron down.

Plus: Peter Murphy is our Snowflake of the Week for getting a bouncer fired for eating a burger, JonBenet Ramsey, and news about selling Parisian love locks to fund refugees and good news for shallow vain people in 10 years.

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Dec 20, 2016

87: From Russia, With Lies

Byron's back, and somehow managed to not get radicalized in his travels in the UK and Germany! The guys discuss British reactions to Trump, the media's scapegoating of the Russians, the electoral college, and Trump's cabinet picks before digging in to news stories about Hollywood and fashion PR firms cancelling their Christmas parties after Hillary's electoral loss, Kanye West taking the Red Pill, and great-grandfather Mick Jagger becoming a dad again.

Plus: Yaletown comedy fans, Byron's attempts to convert people to "Chineseism," the CBC's budget, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," and Dutch meat taxes. This week's Snowflake of the Week: SJWs vs. Muslim Student Unions over "problematic" Hijabi for a Day events.

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Dec 12, 2016

86: Ping Pong Pizza Party

Pedos and ping-pong and pizza, oh my! Ivan and Pyra chat about the sinister side of Washington, DC pizza joints (as revealed by DNC emails via Wikileaks) before getting into news stories about the worst fake ID ever, tips on how to hide black eyes on Moroccan TV, and a genderqueer deer.

Plus, Ivan has a genius idea on what to do with SJWs, Trudeau wonders what to wear to meet Trump, and the perfect gift for the dirty hippie in your life. And in this week in history: 'Merica don't need no stinkin' tea, and Dave the 8th renounces his crown for the love of his life, Adolf Hitler.

Bonus end rant: Pyra rambles on about the CIA's funding of avant garde art.

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Dec 5, 2016

85: Who’s Your Daddy?

Justin Trudeau mourns the death of his mom's dear 'friend' Fidel Castro, drawing mockery from all around the world, including Ivan and Pyra. Later, Ivan channels Byron to come up with a theme song for This Week in History—wherein John Lennon gets shot!—and sings the praises of Paul McCartney.

Ivan and Pyra also riff on news stories about using Nickelback to punish drunk drivers, an infidel monkey, Trump voodoo dolls, Reddit's CEO stealth-editing users' posts, vegan-unfriendly money, the Ohio State University attack, and a snowflake who got offended by a pamphlet she didn't even read.

Plus: Axl Rose saves Pyra hundreds of dollars and not on car insurance.

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