May 30, 2016

Ep59: The Wrath of Khan

Ivan and Byron discuss London's new Muslim mayor and his beef with Donald Trump, try to figure out what the Hell's wrong with Bill Clinton lately, and riff on news stories about the Palestinian Authority's payments to jailed jihadis, university kids who needed a "healing space" weeks after Ben Shapiro spoke on their campus, a Quebec comic who got sued over a Twitter joke, and a Mexican politician who wants to ban memes.

Also: Ivan cops a feel of Byron's tits, Byron needs to do more yoga so he can motorboat himself, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is too old to be naked on the cover of Sports Illustrated but is doing it anyway, and Ivan has a new money-making scheme involving verbal abuse and "fascist cock!!!!!"

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May 23, 2016

Ep58: Gone with the Wimp

Ivan and Byron wish Rob Ford was alive and Prime Minister while Justin Trudeau rejects Putin's advances/offers of help to put out the Fort McMurray fires and Sophie Trudeau needs more taxpayer-funded help to sit on her ass and do nothing. The gang also discuss a proposed sex park in Brazil, Venezuela telling its breweries to make beer or else, the Saudis instituting gym class for girls' schools, and an Israeli man tries to get a restraining order against God. Also, Byron rants about sports stuff and Hindu prayers for Donald Trump, courtesy of Narj Singh… er, Swami Ananda.

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May 16, 2016

Ep57: Disney’s Lezzaggedon

On this week's "white male media" episode, Ivan triggers a bunch of East Van leftists, reveals the key to happiness, and updates a story about a flag burning at UBC.

Ivan and Byron also discuss campaigns to have gay characters in the new Star Wars and make Elsa a lesbian in the sequel to Frozen, Leicester's unlikely victory, feminist whining about "roommates with benefits" and hot chicks in ads, and a Portland woman ordered to plant trees as penance for pricey renos. 

Also, spoiler alert: those 72 virgins the jihadis get are all named Triggly Puff.

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May 9, 2016

Ep56: EU Taking the Piss?

Ivan and Byron discuss the EU fining countries who defy the EU's  refugee resettlement dictates, lemon slices which violate human rights, Byron's birthday dildo, reanimating brain dead people, suicide bombers with a bad case of premature detonation, and a woman who left a special present on her boss's desk after winning the lottery.

All this and the most offensive thing Byron's ever said!

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May 2, 2016

Ep55: Saudis Linked to 7-11

Byron and Ivan chat about the House of Saud buying into Twitter and other bad ideas (and Saudi links to the 9/11 terrorist attacks), unions and life in '70s socialist Britain, tax write-offs in the Islamic State, Louis Vuitton chicken shops in South Korea, Gawker's asset shell game, and the truth about Glenn Miller's untimely death.

Plus: Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders are BFFs in a non-political way and Byron's got a hopeless man-crush on Muammar Gaddafi.

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